Living Dead Girl
Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again.
Unknown (via kokaiini)

mommy:

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.

I was the kind of child who always looked for fairies dancing on the grass. I wanted to believe in witches, wizards, ogres, giants and enchanted spells. I didn’t want all of the magic taken out of the world by scientific explorations.
V.C Andrews, Flowers in the Attic (via dehanginggarden)
tessmunster:

Large Marge (the bike, not me asshole) 👌 #vegas #tessmunster  (at Vintage Bike Night @ The Art Factory)

tessmunster:

Large Marge (the bike, not me asshole) 👌 #vegas #tessmunster (at Vintage Bike Night @ The Art Factory)

IMPORTANT PSA

crunchbuttsteak:

"BLUE BALLS" ARE NOT AN ACTUAL THING.

A BONER IS NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION.

IF A DUDE TRIES TO GUILT TRIP YOU ABOUT GIVING HIM BLUE BALLS, TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!

September 22nd, 1994

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you
Anonymous

mishion-possible:

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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amazing

A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.
William G.T. Shedd (via hqlines)


BOY WITH BUN ALERT, BOY WITH BUN ALERT.

Me spotting boy with bun (via naturebar)

(golden-eyedghost)

If you show someone something you’ve written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, When you’re ready.