|—||Unknown (via kokaiini)|
What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
|—||V.C Andrews, Flowers in the Attic (via dehanginggarden)|
Large Marge (the bike, not me asshole) 👌 #vegas #tessmunster (at Vintage Bike Night @ The Art Factory)
"BLUE BALLS" ARE NOT AN ACTUAL THING.
A BONER IS NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION.
IF A DUDE TRIES TO GUILT TRIP YOU ABOUT GIVING HIM BLUE BALLS, TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.
|—||William G.T. Shedd (via hqlines)|