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dionthesocialist: Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:02 -0400

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

"I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:43:26 -0400

““I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s in your mind. Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now?””

- John Lennon (via andthatswhatpurplesmellslike)

taraobrien: Just putting the right source on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:11:15 -0400

taraobrien:

Just putting the right source on this.

http://taraobrien.tumblr.com

me: sick

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:56:38 -0400

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:58:52 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:20:07 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:12:18 -0400

thirstingaintdead: Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:11:43 -0400

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:10:37 -0400

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

cupcakesandbrimstone: i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:04:20 -0400

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:49:20 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:25:36 -0400

http://the-fame-factory.tumblr.com/

http://the-fame-factory.tumblr.com/

yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:26:09 -0400

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

"If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:13:10 -0400

“If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth.”

- Unknown (via coffeeinteapots)

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:12:08 -0400

multipack: row row row your boat gently away from me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:53:03 -0400

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

me during the whole episode: yells 'what the fuck'

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:50:05 -0400

me during the whole episode: *yells 'what the fuck'*
me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*

trillow: remember when the world ended last year

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:45:00 -0400

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:41:00 -0400

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

dustinnash: mycroft-queenofcake: indygogo: This man is a gift...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:28:53 -0400

dustinnash:

mycroft-queenofcake:

indygogo:

This man is a gift to this world.

i like that the peter pan fandom seemingly came out of nowhere. this man is lovely

I WANT TO READ MORE OF THESE IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS